Who would need 144 ping pong balls? You.

Just what any incoming freshman needs: 144 Beer Pong balls. Despite what a inexperienced partier might think, one can never have too many pong balls. Pong balls are a part of most drinking games like Beer Pong, Boom, Baseball, & Civil-War. Plus, between getting smashed, stomped, and exploring the nasty-iest part of the floor, pong balls quickly become worthless. But with a box 144 balls your never gonna have to scrounge around or resort to asking your sketchy neighbor.

If Beer Die is your game of choice (which it should be) bulk die can be picked up here

Wholesale Pong Balls (Amazon,$17)

Taxidermy for Vegans

Every man's dream is to have some form of dead, stuffed animal that they killed strung up on their wall. There is just something male about the whole thing; guns, climbing trees, dominating nature, and whiskey to end a hard day. Unfortunately proper taxidermy can be quite difficult to locate let alone hunting for the actual game yourself. Thankfully today we can enjoy the testosterone fuled joy of dead animals without leaving our homes, or spending more than an average bar tab. The solution is Cardboard Taxidermy. Elephants, deer, moose are available and made from recycled paper .Precision cut segments of high-quality cardboard arrive at your door with simple instructions. Just assemble and mount it and enjoy your newly enhanced since of manhood.....and maybe that whiskey, you earned it.

Cardboard Taxidermy (UO,$52)